I’m lucky to be alive! Kellie and Grayson bought this handmade Beedlebum Bottomfeeder Cotton Monster by Jennifer Strunge for my 93rd birthday a couple days from now. And it tried to eat my leg! Bad bottomfeeder! Yes, I did want this. No, I will not explain that.
Want your own Beedlebum Bottomfeeder? Too bad ’cause he’s sold. Maybe you can find another Cotton Monster.


Beedlebum Bottomfeeder rules! Now I just have to figure out what monster Max will get for Xmas. The website is pretty sluggish right now, obviously from all the traffic being generated from your post. Maybe we should come up with a term for that, like “Slashdotted.” “Heavy Dutied”?
What birthday? I know I said you were catching up with me but it looks like you have zipped ahead of me now! Hope it has been a wonderful day.